Sacre bleu! I 'ave only been in ze south of France for a week, and I find my dulcets all over Radio Kent.
I wouldn't mind, but to protect my anonymity they've made me sound like HAL the computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey, in that scene where he's having his bits pulled out.
Anyway, what am I doing? I'm meant to be on my hols! Garcon - encore un gin and tonic, por favore!
Editor's note: The voice subsequently did, in fact, sound more like Pinky and/or Perky, but only after it had been 'doctored'. So give yourself half a point if you answered 'B'.
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